Octopursey

This bubblegum pink Coach tote is being very politely taken over by an octopus who has excellent taste. Her tentacles curl around the front pocket like she owns the place (she does), and she's accessorized with pearls because she is that girlof the deep.

Eight arms. Zero apologies. Plenty of room for your stuff.

Why we love her: She's big enough to carry your whole life, pretty enough to make you look like you have it together, and weird enough to let people know you absolutely do not — and you're fine with that.

The octopus is painted on. The attitude comes standard.

• Hand-painted octopus with pearl details on bubblegum pink Coach saffiano leather tote
• Gold hardware · Exterior zip pocket (currently occupied)
• 16"L × 11"H × 5.5"W · 9.75" handle drop
• Signed by the artist · One of a kind
• Price includes the new Coach tote

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